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2learn
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Posted 11/12/06 - 9:43 PM:
Subject: new here
hello all.. just wanted to introduce myself. let me see what i can come up with...

new to this board
a traveler of my world
each day a revelation
an awareness of the senses
a time comes to share
and that time is now


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Posted 11/12/06 - 10:22 PM:

welcome smiling face
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Posted 11/13/06 - 3:18 AM:

Welcome to the couch.

If you haven't already happened to notice, the couch is of an usually sophisticated design. Not only does it change color depending on the mood of the butt (or person) sitting upon it, but also changes shape, texture and firmness to accomodate all kinds. Animated snakes that pour coffee and tea live under the cushions.

Also, the couch itself nore its living human parasites will be held responsible for any coins, lipgloss, pencils, urine and bodily funk (property in general) lost to the nether regions of the couch. Any property found is yours to keep.

Facing front, the cushion on the far right hides a trap door that leads down to a bar, which is also a world couch museum. Innumerable couches are displayed across a vast interior and you are permitted to sit on any one of them. You might not wish to stray too far from the active center of the bar, as out there in the distant subgeologic fields of couch museum, legend tells of some brutal cave animals guarding particular couches. We also hear every now and then of someone spoting a living couch. Video footage is often inconclusive and at times controversial, as most who submit a documented siting are light-heartedly accused of forgery.

The middle cushion hides a door which reads "authorized personnel only" and is typically locked. Don't go peeking in its mail door.

The cushion farther to the Left has a door to the Library of Congress. They have nice couches too.

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Posted 11/13/06 - 11:25 AM:

libertygrl: TY wink

Nihil Loc: wow. so much information in such little time. i will have to open and explore slowly, as to get the full experience. i will heed your words of advice, though, so thank you for your insight!
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Posted 11/13/06 - 11:38 AM:

.....what's behind the hidden door?!? And why didn't I find it before!
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Posted 11/30/06 - 2:52 PM:

Welcome 2learn,

I know you will like it here on the couch. It is a great place to be.

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Posted 11/30/06 - 2:55 PM:

welcome. where have you traveled, do you have travel stories to tell?
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Posted 11/30/06 - 4:08 PM:

anothr greeting, 2learn! enjoy your time here.

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Posted 11/30/06 - 4:09 PM:

btw, Nihil Loc, thats some great imagrey there. Im seeing a new work of art with snakes pouring coffee.

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Posted 12/01/06 - 10:51 AM:

welcome 2learn smiling face
enjoy your stay ^^
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Posted 12/01/06 - 11:18 AM:

Nihil Loc wrote:
Welcome to the couch.

If you haven't already happened to notice, the couch is of an usually sophisticated design. Not only does it change color depending on the mood of the butt (or person) sitting upon it, but also changes shape, texture and firmness to accomodate all kinds. Animated snakes that pour coffee and tea live under the cushions.

Also, the couch itself nore its living human parasites will be held responsible for any coins, lipgloss, pencils, urine and bodily funk (property in general) lost to the nether regions of the couch. Any property found is yours to keep.

Facing front, the cushion on the far right hides a trap door that leads down to a bar, which is also a world couch museum. Innumerable couches are displayed across a vast interior and you are permitted to sit on any one of them. You might not wish to stray too far from the active center of the bar, as out there in the distant subgeologic fields of couch museum, legend tells of some brutal cave animals guarding particular couches. We also hear every now and then of someone spoting a living couch. Video footage is often inconclusive and at times controversial, as most who submit a documented siting are light-heartedly accused of forgery.

The middle cushion hides a door which reads "authorized personnel only" and is typically locked. Don't go peeking in its mail door.

The cushion farther to the Left has a door to the Library of Congress. They have nice couches too.



I've been at The Couch for a while and even I didn't know all of these tid bits... cool...

... and indeed 2learn, welcome to our humble little place...

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