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How do you wipe your butt?

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PattieKake
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Posted 12/30/16 - 9:29 PM:
Subject: Butt Wiping
How do you wipe your butt? I used to stand up and bend forward at the waist, but now I just kind of lift my right ass cheek from the seat and wipe (always front to back) using my right hand.

What are some of your techniques?
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Posted 03/09/17 - 2:26 PM:

These are the only techniques I'm aware of lol. blush I guess you could do back to front but it's not recommended, especially if you're female. Bacteria from fecal matter can cause an infection from improper wiping. Flushable wet wipes are not a bad idea for wiping your butt.
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Posted 03/26/17 - 7:35 PM:

lib, you are right-- these are likely standard techniques because they're so effective! Thank you for understanding-- I suppose I bring this topic to conversation, since under the surface, it is something everyone does "routine" (ideally? healthily?) but never thinks to mention.

The ratio of common function to social mention at casual speculation seems to me as having a very large difference. How peculiar, no?

What else, is that situations whereby the poop, shit, crap, bowel movement, (et al.)... the consistency or "type" may encourage different butt wiping technique. Like, you can get a clean one or, maybe you ate something different and really needed to take more time to be hygienic, really.
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Posted 04/05/17 - 3:28 PM:

One of the common sayings of Jesus is to "Turn the other Cheek", and this was explained as meaning something different that is usual. It seems that at that time, and in that place, in the Jewish culture the left hand was used for defecation, (butt wiping) etc. so the phrase "turn the other cheek" was meant to move to a position that the other person could only strike you with the left hand, and it was considered dishonorable to do so. It not only brought dishonor to the individual but also his village and ultimately his whole culture. So in reality "turn the other cheek" was a form of self-defense.
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Posted 04/27/17 - 7:53 PM:

I generally like to take a shit, because then I feel better after. I've got pretty good pooping habits. Poop regularly, and it's always easy. Just blessed I guess.
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Posted 04/27/17 - 7:58 PM:

When you wear a thong it is more important to make sure your butt is wiped than if you're wearing a style that doesn't go right up against your butt hole.
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