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Posted 03/20/14 - 10:31 PM:
Subject: Monk's Back
Monk is back
but no track to rap on
stay up late
with a phat sack to smoke on
put a rope on ya neck for close ties
got a million wise cracks for wise guys
never do so I won't never die
true to myself except when I fuckin lie
just like a rug
snug as a bug
woven in tapestries
the Monk's fantasies
revolve around bitches
or to speak politely
some kind of hot, firm, tight asian ladies
I loves them...
hugs them...
plugs them...
like a sick psycho my movements drugs them
they stay in a daze for days and days
I keep em all hooked up for lays and lays
I have a way with a turn of phrase
but much better when I blaze and blaze
still take time to give praise
to the most HIGH
a rascal
ra-tion-al like Pascal
add up sums like math-e-mat-ical
posion to yo system like a free radical
the way I catapault yo the castle's gonna fall
best to hide all yo' women 'for I fucken storm the wall
check it out...
immaculate conception
maybe God was the one gave me these suggestions
I'll freshen
up your whole sensation
and bring a big bang to the whole damn nation
you will have if you try to
combat the Monk eye to eye you die too
like a zoo
I keep an animal trapped inside
unleash the beast
nowhere can you fucken hide
I ride
a rhyme like the time ticks
on a clock
I get deep like a black cock
I mock
other races and creeds
cause I got what I need
I don't need to believe
in yo phony foundations
through time and space an
to heavy fo' yo weigh station
take it or leave it
I don't give a funk
I am the mothafucken Midnight Monk!

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Location: Mansion Hills USA

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Posted 03/21/14 - 7:08 AM:

Welcome, welcome, welcome back. The Monk, in the spirit on 2007, is back! Your erudite Topics and Posts left most in suspended animation. Yes, you are one of a kind. To you goes a vote of thanks. So, welcome back! Sincerely, Wentworth
Nihil Loc
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Posted 03/22/14 - 1:12 PM:

Are you really back, Monk? I could not rap if my future depended on it.

It's a bird, a plane, something dark and insane?
The pulses of the beat, the rhythm of the rhyme
Rip it round beneath your feet.

Like a Kung Fu Master of Disaster

Free floating, world toting
Hit upside the head

Dazed in the danger
You've got to be a ranger

Dueling daring, fist chop
Foot knot
Something or other

Zen janitor who mops the rocks.

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Location: Fulton County, NY

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Posted 03/24/14 - 4:06 PM:

Holy heck! Welcome back!

...I'm back after much arguing with Comp. See Comp seems to have thought I was too cold to him so he kept freezing. Comp must have decided our relationship was not worth saving and he died. Cause of death is unknown but probably suicide. I didn't know how I would survive without him... So I took his brother back from my sister and we are getting to know eachother again. Hopefully older Comp can forgive me for throwing him at my younger animal of a sibling, but so far so good.

(Just in case it wasn't entirely obvious, I was referring to my computers... my apartment has been filled with obscenities hurled at technology)
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Posted 04/02/15 - 1:56 PM:

Welcome back Monk2400 clap

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