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Thinker13
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Posted 07/22/12 - 12:24 PM:
Subject: The God Story.
There was a man in a big village his name was 'God.' He was all lonely. He had nothing to do, no need to eat, drink, sleep; he had no ego, no attachments, no knowledge, no psyche, no properties, no form and no nothing and no Dharma; yes, this makes my usage 'man' a bit questionable. So be it; the man met a woman and love was born and they procreated by divine inspiration and now divine is a questionable word; then reproductive organs were born; then their children were born.


The woman's name was changed to God by the man and don't forget that man was called God. The children, 100 of them, were all named God. There was slight confusion in family but soon they all became equal because word used to call them was same : "God."

They were very attentive, very alert and vibrant; they all had whole mind and they all had only one task to do: Remember word "God," and sometimes call it out aloud and whatever they wanted was present before them. There were no distinctions, no comparisons because they were all alike and then whoever wanted to do whatever was allowed; here 'allowed' is a slightly confusing word.


They were all "everready" for each other; or you can say that they were all happening in each other; there was no father, no mother and no children. No distinctions and no divisons and yet they were 102; 1 for creation; 0 for sustenance and 2 for dissolution of the families in future; yes future was born into present in form of time and thought because they wanted it to drive the play of Maya; their power.

They lived happily, procreated, kicked the asses for a few days and it was very astonishing that nobody had ever seen their family!

{ Even more rotfl is the fact that it's even more suspicious now; since if they were not 'seen' how were they reported?}


God continued to divide itself and danced with big white whiskers for long and then love was all around and sandal breeze and science "fiction" was also there. God was fond of internet and like Maya, his power which like a spider, sends its net out and weaves meticulously, but gets it back inside itself as soon as it's done with net; uses many other cinematic experiences to amuse itself.

God likes to divide till a limit--Higgs-Boson-Hubbasson and then it must come to an end. God gets bored of playing and goes to sleep and then there is a sleeping man and there are no laws and then there is a village and its name was God.


{ God knows that God reading this Godly passage would find a lot of resemblances to Godly Vedanta, Bible and other Gods.}
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Posted 07/23/12 - 1:13 AM:

awesome clap
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Posted 07/23/12 - 4:01 AM:

Thank you, lib. smiling face
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Posted 07/29/12 - 6:43 AM:

QUOTE THINKER13 Subject: The God Story.

There was a man in a big village his name was 'God.' He was all lonely. He had nothing to do
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Well this GOD was not the real one and only GOD because the real GOD has always plenty to do creating universes and galaxies, and being surrounded by counless numbers of angels and spirits he would not be lonely peace
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Posted 07/29/12 - 12:12 PM:

Sunlight, sometimes a story is just a story.
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Posted 07/29/12 - 3:03 PM:

Jesus liked to tell stories that were 'just stories'. I liked the part about dancing, I'll bet there were some good jokes too.
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Posted 08/07/12 - 2:52 PM:

thedoc wrote:
Jesus liked to tell stories that were 'just stories'. I liked the part about dancing, I'll bet there were some good jokes too.


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JESUS told stories that were MORE than just stories , they almost all had hidden SPIRITUAL meanings to them, making them more than JUST stories smiling face
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Posted 08/08/12 - 3:43 AM:

SUNLIGHT wrote:


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JESUS told stories that were MORE than just stories , they almost all had hidden SPIRITUAL meanings to them, making them more than JUST stories smiling face



Spiritual stories are good way to plant seeds of faith and moral values and they're not meant just for kids.
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Posted 08/08/12 - 7:18 AM:

Thinker13 wrote:



Spiritual stories are good way to plant seeds of faith and moral values and they're not meant just for kids.

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WELL SAID THINKER thumb up peace
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Posted 10/08/12 - 10:57 PM:

god is everything!i love my god
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Posted 10/10/12 - 5:42 AM:

xianrenzhang wrote:
god is everything!i love my god


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AMEN to that clap peace
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Posted 10/10/12 - 3:57 PM:

SUNLIGHT wrote:


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JESUS told stories that were MORE than just stories , they almost all had hidden SPIRITUAL meanings to them, making them more than JUST stories smiling face



"Just Stories" ment that they were not about real people, places, or events, but were fictional accounts ment to emphasize the spiritual meaning contained in the stories. The meaning was only hidden to those too thick to understand. Sunlight, sometimes you are a real 'Pain-in-the-ass'.
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Posted 10/11/12 - 5:33 AM:

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"Just Stories" ment that they were not about real people, places, or events, but were fictional accounts ment to emphasize the spiritual meaning contained in the stories. The meaning was only hidden to those too thick to understand. Sunlight, sometimes you are a real 'Pain-in-the-ass'.



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and that gives mr the right to call you a MORON doc but i dont thnk the administrator agrees with your name calling and insults , not that you care ...cheers grin

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Posted 10/11/12 - 8:03 AM:

SUNLIGHT wrote:



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and that gives mr the right to call you a MORON doc but i dont thnk the administrator agrees with your name calling and insults , not that you care ...cheers grin



So you agree wiht my description that they were 'just stories', in the sense I used the term?

What I said was not 'name calling' but describing one of your more endearing qualities.
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Posted 10/11/12 - 5:08 PM:

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So you agree wiht my description that they were 'just stories', in the sense I used the term?

What I said was not 'name calling' but describing one of your more endearing qualities.



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they were accounts of historical happeningd and events passed down either by word of mouth or texts and parchments , ie dead sea scrollsor steles , cuneiform writings on clay tablets ..ie the MOABITE STONE in the lourve in paris which records events that happened about 2,700 years ago as recorded in the BIBLE expers say the stone is genuine and can be seen by anybody today if they visit the lourve museum in paris


images.search.yahoo.com/sea...kg028&va=the+moabite+stone

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Posted 10/11/12 - 6:09 PM:

SUNLIGHT wrote:

They were accounts of historical happenings and events passed down either by word of mouth or texts and parchments , ie. dead sea scrolls or steles , cuneiform writings on clay tablets ..ie. the MOABITE STONE in the Lourve in Paris which records events that happened about 2,700 years ago as recorded in the BIBLE expers say the stone is genuine and can be seen by anybody today if they visit the Lourve museum in Paris


The Parables were fictional stories to illustrate a lesson, You don't know what you, or we, are talking about.

BTW, Your spelling and typing are atrocious, and indicates a lack of concern for your readers, but this is to be expected.

Edited by thedoc on 10/11/12 - 6:14 PM
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Posted 09/08/13 - 3:04 AM:

QUIOTE THE DOC :
BTW, Your spelling and typing are atrocious, and indicates a lack of concern for your readers, but this is to be expected................So which is the most important doc , impecable spelling and sentence constructios which ontain LIES and FANTASIES or posts with spelling mistakes that contain TRUTH ...so you stck with your immaculate posts docwhich contain LIES and ... which are for your OWN glory and i will stick with my posts which contain speling miskes and TRUTHS which are for GODS glory .......will GOD judge me for my spelling mistakes ?.....NO ! will GOD judge you for your lies against his aposles sent to preach to us ?..YES !.

Edited by SUNLIGHT on 09/08/13 - 3:19 AM
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Posted 09/08/13 - 3:27 AM:

@ THE DOC :...you said in a post elsewhere doc that the apostle PAUL wrote things that were in contradiction to what JESUS preahed but you dopd not back up that statement with EVIDENCE ,so doc qoute book , chapter and verse which you say contradicted what JESUS preached and let us examine it , h m m ?

Edited by SUNLIGHT on 09/08/13 - 3:32 AM
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thedoc wrote:
Jesus liked to tell stories that were 'just stories'. I liked the part about dancing, I'll bet there were some good jokes too.
........................JESUS told parables in which were hidden spiritual meanings ...........AS for JOKES he was shotyly to die a horrible death on the cross to give is life ti save many from death , he knew trhat after he died the romans would come and capture the city and kill the jews and burn down the tampl........he did not joke or tell humerous stories to make people laugh like false wordly christians do to give peopli a FALSE sense of security when he knew they were about to perish
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........................JESUS told parables in which were hidden spiritual meanings ...........AS for JOKES he was shotyly to die a horrible death on the cross to give is life ti save many from death , he knew trhat after he died the romans would come and capture the city and kill the jews and burn down the tampl........he did not joke or tell humerous stories to make people laugh like false wordly christians do to give peopli a FALSE sense of security when he knew they were about to perish


You don't know that, humor or a joke might make the suffering a little more bearable. Just like this song from your movie,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2O3i2i8Nok
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the teller of LIES about paul wrote : You don't know that, humor or a joke might make the suffering a little more bearable. Just like this song from your movie...........obviously JESUS does not agree with you false accuserof paul because JESUS told no jokes to ease peoples suffering , but of course you are wiser than JESUS false wordly christian who hides behind a womans skirts zen
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Posted 04/14/14 - 8:09 AM:

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JESUS told no jokes to ease peoples suffering , but of course you are wiser than JESUS



No, I'm wiser that you, but that doesn't take much.
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No, I'm wiser that you, but that doesn't take much.
......................and you are also wiser tham PAUL..PETER...2 US PRESIDENTS ..2 AMERICAN ASTRONAUGHTS ..AND THE INDIAN DEFENCE MINISTER..thats some EGO you got there doc ..laughing
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Posted 04/14/14 - 9:29 AM:

What shape is the Earth?

Did US astronauts go to the Moon?

How old is the Earth, and Is the Universe infinite?
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Posted 04/20/14 - 1:58 AM:

ANTI PAUL wrote:
What shape is the Earth?

Did US astronauts go to the Moon?

How old is the Earth, and Is the Universe infinite?


what shape is the earth ? some say round BUT but a bulge at the equator may give it a slightley differen shape ...

did the astronaughts go to the moon ? well thet say they did...but YOU would say they were hallucinating laughing...

how old is the earth and is the universe finite ................only GOD kn ows how old the earth is .....and the BILE SAYS in the BEGING GOD created the heavens and the earth and so the beginning of everything was when GOD first created them...........how far does the universe strech ? as far as GOD made it stretch .....zen


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