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Posted 11/03/11 - 8:51 AM:
Subject: March Jauntiest interviewed by A Sandal Hunk!
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A Sandal Hunk: What are your hobbies?
March Jauntiest: Drinking, Smoking, watching girls, playing a broker for broken hearts and I am called master of non-vegetarian jokes by my colleagues!
Drinking, as-in vodka, whisky, wine, rum and not as in water!
A Sandal Hunk: Oh that is just great! I wonder why you don’t feel it awkward to use words like ‘fuck’ in public even before girls!
March Jauntiest: Now don’t start playing tutelary mamma to me! I live as I want to and I acquit on my whim. I have been in a co-ed school and I know how to behave with girls.
A Sandal Hunk: [To himself]: Lo and behold! I thought I was the only creature in the entire universe to have ever gone to a co-ed school!
A Sandal Hunk: Are you telling me that calling girls ‘sexy’ in public and that too loudly is a sign of good mannerism?
March Jauntiest: Take that or leave that I am as I am. Jeu d’ spirit is my forte.
A Sandal Hunk: What about this adulterous behaviour of looking for girls with sensuality when you already have a girlfriend?
March Jauntiest: Man is a polygamous, parlous and adventure loving creature. He has been so and will be so. Mind you! Moreover, I do this more often than not for my friends and colleagues and not for myself. You see-I am fortunate and handsome enough to have a girlfriend and persons like you; otiose and hoary in spirit (*cough*) cannot get one, so what I do is kind of philanthropy! I look for good girls and try to set an affair for my friends. Now, what is bad about that? It’s kind of playing a broker without asking for brokerage you see!
A Sandal Hunk: Oh, why, thank you so much for your elucidations! I had considered this business of yours a mere buffoonery hitherto. I failed to look at the bright side!
March Jauntiest: Man, you fail to get the finer things of life. You better get out of your quotidian life style and become luxuriant like me.
A Sandal Hunk: What about sending flying-kisses to girls who are married?
March Jauntiest: Man, I have told you; you better get out of this rut of hoary mannerism. Get a life man; get a life! Live before you die!
A Sandal Hunk: Why do you speak so loudly and treat others’ personal space like your toilet?
March Jauntiest: It’s because I am most witty, most intelligent and most sociable person the world has ever seen. I listen ( I overlook anything subtle or profound uttered by anyone else!) what I want to listen and I say what I like and I want most number of persons around me to listen what I say because my harangues are full of wit and wisdom and whatnot. You consider yourself a scholar and I feel that you’re a cartoon character rotting in a corner with no sense of humour and no life, you see! Get a life, man; get a life; before it’s too late.
A Sandal Hunk: But at times, I find your behaviour of jumping to the conclusions too offensive. Without even allowing your interlocutor to complete, you rush in with your non-veg mastery and Freud would have been much delighted by attending your incisive repartees. You tend to assume that twitterverse is the only way of discussion?
March Jauntiest: As said earlier, somewhere, your way of speaking and your blabber about the attention span makes no sense to me. I talk for the sake of talking and not for earning a Ph. D. Mind you! I cannot wait for eons till dull retards complete their sentences!
A Sandal Hunk: [To himself] I used to think that attention span had to do something with meaningful long sentences and with splitting-hairs exegesis you get to the roots of subjects, but it seems I have to yet get a life!